I wanted to be the best in the world, so I got a gym membership. It was the old YMCA in Westchester by my house. Since I was in my teens, I was at an age where any training was a bonus. I’d show up and do some leg machines, mimic some movements like curls, and I always finished with abs (because that felt pretty comprehensive).
It’s all I knew and I was doing my best.
Then, I arrived on campus at a TOp 25 Division I NCAA baseball program. On the first day of 6:00am weights, our strength coach, Hans Straub, was explaining an introductory circuit. [Sports science literature says that a week or two of circuit training can lay an important foundation for strength progression after a detraining phase (offseason).] At the back squat station, one hundred and thirty five pounds was loaded on the bar and he said in passing, “Back squat.. Has anyone trained this movement?”
I couldn’t get my hand up before he moved on and I could realize that I was the only one who hadn’t ever squatted. Fifty minutes later, several of my teammates were puking and all of me and my teammates were completely throttled.
Yes, I had been to the gym before. But, no, I’d never trained before.
The silly marquee I made above isn’t meant to be egotistical or a jab at a neighborly gym. It’s just stating the obvious. We all need a program and without one, we’re likely spinning our wheels.
9/30/26 WOD
DEUCE Athletics GPP
Complete 5 rounds of the following:
6 Neutral Grip Lat Pull Downs
Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
8 1-arm KB Row with :03 pause (ea)
6 Banded Scap Holds
10 Cable Chops (ea)
Complete 5 rounds of the following:
In :60….
Corner Run
Max Axle Bar Deadlift
— rest 2:00 —
DEUCE Garage GPP
Make 3 attempts at the following for load:
100’ Sandbag Carry
Then, complete 3 rounds for time of:
20 Alt DB Rev Lunges (45/25)
8 Devil’s Presses
800m Run
Finisher: 2x 75 Banded Hamstring Curls

