Dear Gym Hoppers: Follow a Program

In the early days of the functional fitness revolution, they used to call it the Shiny Squirrel Program. People would scour the internet looking for “good workouts” and they would, by a process of distraction, string together a month or year of training based on entertainment, bias, and not much intentionality. 

Being distracted by shiny workouts and bouncing around like a squirrel isn’t good for anyone’s physical development. 

This has been normalized more than ever with ClassPass. 

The gym hopping, scattered focus of training efforts guarantees one thing: you’re doing none of those training experiences well.  

In fact, the thing about training is that it progresses and in order to progress well, you’ll need to follow a program. Sure, one can add bonus volume to a well thought out program, but the moment you’re under-recovered for a programmed session or undercutting your effort in a program to hedge for some random session you begin to undermine the intention that brought you to the gym in the first place.

5/7/26 WOD

DEUCE Athletics GPP

Complete 4 rounds of the following:
3 Strict Press

Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
8 Tate Presses
50 Tricep Banded Pulldowns
40 Yard Bottoms up KB Carry

5 Rounds for time:
8 1-Arm KB Swings(61/35)(R)
8 1-Arm Front Rack Squat(R)
7th Street Corner Run
8 1-Arm KB Swings(L)
8 1-Arm Front Rack Squat(L)

 

DEUCE Garage GPP

3-3-3-3-3
Weighted Chin Up

Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
15 DB 3-Way Raise
18 Bicep Curls
20 Behind the Neck PVC Rack Presses

Then, AMRAP 8
20 Alt 1-Arm DB Snatches (70/50)
30 Push Ups
40 Toes-to-Bar