In the early days of the functional fitness revolution, they used to call it the Shiny Squirrel Program. People would scour the internet looking for “good workouts” and they would, by a process of distraction, string together a month or year of training based on entertainment, bias, and not much intentionality.
Being distracted by shiny workouts and bouncing around like a squirrel isn’t good for anyone’s physical development.
This has been normalized more than ever with ClassPass.
The gym hopping, scattered focus of training efforts guarantees one thing: you’re doing none of those training experiences well.
In fact, the thing about training is that it progresses and in order to progress well, you’ll need to follow a program. Sure, one can add bonus volume to a well thought out program, but the moment you’re under-recovered for a programmed session or undercutting your effort in a program to hedge for some random session you begin to undermine the intention that brought you to the gym in the first place.
5/7/26 WOD
DEUCE Athletics GPP
Complete 4 rounds of the following:
3 Strict Press
Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
8 Tate Presses
50 Tricep Banded Pulldowns
40 Yard Bottoms up KB Carry
5 Rounds for time:
8 1-Arm KB Swings(61/35)(R)
8 1-Arm Front Rack Squat(R)
7th Street Corner Run
8 1-Arm KB Swings(L)
8 1-Arm Front Rack Squat(L)
DEUCE Garage GPP
3-3-3-3-3
Weighted Chin Up
Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
15 DB 3-Way Raise
18 Bicep Curls
20 Behind the Neck PVC Rack Presses
Then, AMRAP 8
20 Alt 1-Arm DB Snatches (70/50)
30 Push Ups
40 Toes-to-Bar

