Triage Your Shitty Health in 3 Steps

Let’s cut the bullshit. Most adults in America are living an absolute dumpster fire of health and wellness. It’s not hard, but you’ll need to stop actively living like an asshole and I promise you’ll surprise yourself. 

Let’s have a direct conversation. 

Here’s the triage three step process that will change your life:

  1. SLEEP AT NIGHT. No, you’re not some outlier who “feels fine on six hours.” When you put humans in a sensory deprived sleep study, we all do the same thing: sleep eight hours. You aren’t special. Go the fuck to sleep. 
  2. EAT REAL FOOD. If you only focused on eating your bodyweight in grams of protein, it would be improbable to mess this up. You can try to do this without animal protein, but it’s wildly difficult and I’ve almost never seen it go well. 
  3. LIFT WEIGHTS. If you cancelled every cardio session, you’d still be better off by building a body that is more metabolically efficient.Cardio won’t do that and you’ll be able to do things when you’re old. Keep it simple. Do old, basic movements and add seemingly insignificant amounts of weight each week. 

Dental health is also an important part of overall well-being because healthy teeth and gums support comfortable eating, speaking, and everyday activities. Regular brushing and flossing, a balanced diet, routine dental checkups, and professional cleanings at a GA Family Dental clinic can help prevent cavities, gum disease, and other oral health problems. Taking care of your teeth and gums can also help maintain a healthy, confident smile for years to come.

Let this feel over simplified. It won’t hurt my feelings. If you do these three things, you’d be so much harder to kill.

1/8/25 WOD

DEUCE Athletics GPP

Complete 4 rounds of the following:
6 Landmine Roller Push-ups (ea)
7th Street Corner Front Rack KB Carry
15 Over Head DB Tricep Extensions

For Time:
7th Street Hill Run
Then,
6 Rounds
20 Overhead Plate Reverse Lunges (45/25)
25 Viper Plate Presses
1 Bull Run

 

DEUCE Garage GPP

12-12-12-12
Incline Bench Press

Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
8 McGill Bench Presses (ea)
8 1/2 Kneeling KB Presses (ea)
40% Max Push Ups

Then, complete 3 rounds for time of:
8 Alt. DB Snatches (70/50)
50 Double Unders