A Billion Dollar Business is in Trouble Because It Didn’t Use Google

Let’s talk about big, important things, shall we? To make things more exciting, we will include a billion dollar franchise, fame, and the media to boot. It would be nice, after all, to be on the world’s stage, making big decisions, wouldn’t it? 

That’s exactly where the front office of the Cleveland Indians found itself recently. You may have heard that the organization which was reported in 2020 to be worth $1.1 billion has been at the center of a scandal about their out-of-touch name. Recently, the organization announced it would rebrand under a new moniker and logo: the Cleveland Guardians

This, of course, meant the hiring of PR and design agencies, massive board meetings, community outreach, and, you know, “important,” adult stuff.  After a successful publicity effort to announce the name change in the media, the Guardians would learn that they had a big problem on their hands. 

As it turns out, there is a men’s roller derby team in town by the same name. In fact, they own clevelandguardians.com. To make matters worse, the roller derby team isn’t backing down. While this will likely get resolved, it will cost the organization a minimum of six figures and quite the public embarrassment.

The reason, of course, why I’m sharing this story is that I think we can use every reminder possible that big things get done on the backs of a billion tiny, “meaningless” efforts and this case is no different. Lots of high powered people in suits exchanged a ton of money for this profound business deal and it’s now hanging in the balance because of a routine check that could have been solved with a google search. 

Attention to detail wins.

8/4/21 WOD

DEUCE ATHLETICS

Complete 5 Rounds of the Following:

5 Deadlift
8 Lateral Lunges (Each)

Then, complete the following for time:

6th Street Run
40 DB Step-ups(40/25)
30 DB Front Squats
20 Burpees
10 Pull-ups
6th Street Run

DEUCE BACKLOT GPP

6-6-6-6
Incline Barbell Bench Press
*build up to heavy final 2 sets*

Then, complete 3 rounds for quality of:

10 DB Bench Press
12 Supported DB Row (ea)
*one warmup + 3 working 

Then, complete 3 rounds for quality of:

10 Reverse Lunge (ea)
*complete all ten on one side, then switch 
:45 Plank
*lunge, plank, rest.. lunge, plank, rest…

DEUCE GARAGE GPP

6-6-6-6
Tempo RDL (42X1)

Then, complete 4 rounds for quality of:

8 Bulgarian Split Squats – Left
8 Bulgarian Split Squats – Right
200’ Sandbag Carry

Then, complete the following for time:

800m Run
30 Back Squats (115/75)
800m Run