It’s a tale as old as time. Insecure coach (or “trainer) fears not mattering enough to lead straight forward, necessary, highly effective training sessions and gets cute.
Coaches don’t get people fit… movement does.
The first sign a coach has lost the plot is when they forget that movement is magic; not the coach. No one can out-coach the effectiveness of a properly loaded barbell on a movement pattern that is as old as time. No one.
So, if your coach is evangelizing that you need highly specific training that is too complicated for you to understand or if they say literally anything in Latin. It’s likely time for some humility and a new coach.
This isn’t hard. So, let’s not make it hard.
3/26/26 WOD
DEUCE Athletics GPP
Complete 4 rounds of the following:
4 Zercher Squats
Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
6 LM lateral lunges (ea)
:25 Captain Morgan Hold (ea)
For Time
21-15-9
DB Push Press (50/35)
30-40-50
Lateral Plyos
DEUCE Garage GPP
15-15-15
Dimmels Against Bands
E2MOM 20
8 Push Up Renegade Rows (45/25)
4 Devil’s Presses
24 Alt Plyo Skier Hops
**Students record 10th rounds score

