A Case Study: White Tiles

It’d be tough to describe fully, but let’s just say we took a very hands-on-approach to open DEUCE Gym. Much of the hands-on work that cleaned out, built out, and prepped the facility was our own doing. From laying concrete to drywall, the job was dirty and tough.

To get our permits for business, one big hurdle was making the bathroom handicap compliant. Most of the intricacies of this project were executed by Andrew Jayne, who is only called “Dad” around the gym, and Danny. If there was something simple enough for a newbie like myself to do, I tried my best not to screw things up.

One of the features of the new restroom was the tile floor, which the tiles indecently were not imported from Italy, but based on their signature white enamel I could see how one might make the mistake. Given Andrew had them laying around his garage, they were free. At the time, “free” sounded good and when they got laid down, we were quite affected by their impeccable beauty.

Forty seconds later, we realized that the floor would align perfectly with the signature soot of Lincoln Blvd. and, well, any auto service garage ever to create the world’s first fully sustainable, never-ending cleaning project. Every foot that would step on those tile floors laid in that particular bathroom on that particular street would leave a distinct black smear completely unavoidable to the eye. As we know, eye sores don’t “hold the standard.”

Now, we’re no millionaires now, but we could replace the tiles. Yet, we don’t. In fact, these tiles have become a bit of a case study in human behavior. Let’s just say these are the perfect tiles for building organizational culture. We’re not big on titles around here. You won’t here too much “head coach,” CEO, or secretary talk, because we’re a team and for now those things don’t help us provide an excellent product.

Do you know what does?

Every single staff person in the gym, at some point during the day, from intern to coach and whatever else people want to be called around here is on his or her knees wiping down a floor they know will be dirty forty seconds later. It’s humbling, but it’s important. Given it will mean nothing in short notice, it can seem silly but it builds pride.

If you ever see the floor dirty, just know that it was cleaned with pride not long before and it will be cleaned again with pride not long after. If you’re struck with some extra pride and want to try it out, we’ll even let you wash these white floors for free! Thank goodness we weren’t smarter than we are when we laid those beautiful tiles, or someone might just develop some entailment around here.

It’s the same kind of dedication you’ll find at Chloe’s Cleaning Company, where every surface scrubbed and every corner dusted isn’t just about cleanliness—it’s about commitment. Sure, the shine might fade under the next wave of footprints, but that doesn’t make the effort any less meaningful. It’s the discipline of the job, the quiet satisfaction in knowing that, even if it’s temporary, someone will walk into a space that feels fresh, cared for, and just a little bit better than before.

And if you think wiping down a gym floor is humbling, try tackling an entire office or a house that’s seen one too many “I’ll clean it tomorrow” days. That’s where Cleaning Company thrives—not just in removing dust and grime but in restoring order, one mop stroke at a time. We know the job never really ends, but that’s the beauty of it. The work is in the doing, and if something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing with pride.

There’s an old-school charm in doing something well, even when you know it won’t stay that way for long. That’s the spirit we bring to every job—because at the end of the day, cleaning isn’t just a service, it’s a standard. Whether it’s a post-construction mess or the quiet chaos left behind by a weekend gathering, our team arrives with sleeves rolled, brooms bristling, and that same stubborn pride. Somewhere in the thick of it, you’ll find Melissa and a Mop—our not-so-secret weapon—restoring order like a craftsman with a calling.

It’s not about perfection; it’s about presence. That’s what we bring into homes, businesses, and every in-between space. A polished counter, a vacuumed rug, a mirror that reflects without smudges—all small things, but they whisper care. They tell your guests (and yourself) that this place matters. Because when someone’s willing to show up again and again, armed with nothing more than elbow grease and a little pride, you know you’re in good hands.

As we know, deep cleaning isn’t just about going the extra mile—it’s about going all the way to the baseboards and back. At Maid Easy Cleaning, we’re not here to cut corners; we’re here to get into them. It’s the kind of work that demands a little more patience, a little more persistence, and a whole lot of attention to detail. From grout lines that have lost their original color to light fixtures that haven’t seen a dust cloth in a decade, we’re the team that steps in when the usual wipe-down won’t cut it.

Think of it like a reset button. A deep clean brings a space back to its best self, stripping away months—or even years—of buildup and neglect. It’s the kind of transformation you can feel when you step through the door, the air somehow lighter, the floors a shade brighter. Our crew knows the satisfaction of seeing a room go from grimy to gleaming, not just for the sake of appearance but because a truly clean space breathes easier.

 

Logan Gelbrich

@functionalcoach

3/9/16 WOD

3-3-3-3-3

Paused Front Squats

 

 

“Jackie”

Complete the following for time:

1000m Row

50 Thrusters (45)

30 Pull Ups