Seeing the NFL players walking on the pool deck came with an epiphany. “These guys are screwed,” I thought.
The epiphany came when I realized that the most effective way to solve many of the physical challenges of football is with more directed violence, intensity, and effort. But, funnily enough, they soon will need a new strategy under water.
The most relaxing place in the pool is at the bottom.
I used to spend a couple days per week during the summers doing underwater training in Malibu. There were sometimes light dumbbells in your hands, sometimes heavy dumbbells, and as you can imagine, not a whole lot of breathing.
I don’t know why I’m comfortable in the water, but I am. I spent time at the beach as a kid and in pools, but not an extreme amount. In any case, the thing I recognize is that people who aren’t comfortable in the water create a self-fulfilling prophecy because their panic and energy exertion makes their fears immediately true whereas a sense of calm would counter intuitively make their experience much easier.
Seeing these NFL guys metaphorically using a hammer when a violin was a better tool for the job made me wonder where in my life I was using old habits, tools, and skills in the wrong places. Frankly, I’ve been under an incredible amount of stress for years now and I get flashes of awareness that I’m probably bringing a flamethrower to a knife fight.
Maybe you’re like me and your favorite tools to solve problems are limited. Maybe you can see more, make clearer choices, and navigate uncertainty better with a lighter grip on things, eh?
10/23/26 WOD
DEUCE Athletics GPP
Complete 5 rounds of the following:
6 Back Squats
Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
10 DB Staggered stance RDL’s
50 yard 1-Arm Front Rack KB Carry
6 IR Hip Swing Throughs
5 Rounds:
6 Devils Presses(40/25)
10 Lateral Ball Slams
7th Street Corner Run
DEUCE Garage GPP
5-5-5-5
Paused Sumo Deadlift
Complete 3 rounds for quality of:
:15 DB Split Squat Iso Hold
12 DB Split Squats
8 Jumping Split Squats
— Rest :90 after both sides —
(Do Left side first, then do the Right side // Left + Right – 1 round)-
Then, AMRAP 10
30 Double Unders
6 Devil’s Presses (50/30)

